Funny "Things To Do" Facebook Statuses Updates


Johnny...
  • is going to buy a parrot and then teach it to say, "Help! I've been turned into a parrot!"
  • is going to change his name to Simon and then go around speaking in third person.
  • is driving around town, following runners, and blasting "Eye Of The Tiger" for encouragement!
  • put some vanilla pudding in to a mayonnaise jar and is eating it in public
  • is handing out lemons to people on a street corner and wearing a shirt that says "Life"
  • is going to major in philosophy and then go around and ask "WHY do you want fries with that?"
  • just ran into a store screaming "What year is this?" and when the cashier replied with the year, I ran out screaming, "It Worked!  It Worked!!!"
  • is changing my last name to Acula, and going to become a doctor...
  • just hired two private investigators to follow each other
  • is standing in a crowded elevator saying, "I guess you are probably wondering why I've gathered you all here today..."

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