Love Facebook Statuses...

• Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
• If you want to read about love and marriage you’ve got to buy two separate books.
• The four most important words in any marriage…”I’ll do the dishes.”
• If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
• Think of love as a card game: first, get rid of the jokers, throw away the hearts, keep the diamonds… then try to get a king
• There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart
• I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox
• The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty
• The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What… does a woman want?
• You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories
• We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.
• You don’t always have to try so hard. A thankful heart is so much more attractive than a thirsty heart.
• When you feel alone, just look at the spaces between you fingers, and remember that’s where my fingers fit perfectly.
• Relationships do not need promises, terms, and conditions. It just needs two wonderful people one who can trust and one who can understand.
• An open mind leaves a chance for someone to drop a worthwhile thought in it.
• Never cry for the person who hurts you, Just smile & say THANKS for giving me a chance to find someone better than you.
• Ability is what you’re capable of doing, motivation determines what you do, and attitude determines how well you do it.
• Waiting for someone you love is never easy. Especially when the one you’re waiting for isn’t aware that you’re waiting…
• Accept that you have lost, but never accept that you have failed.
• Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired
• If I tell you, I love you, can I keep you forever
• Just refreshed her facebook page and there are still no wall messages
• The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman’s heart.
• Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I have to walk past you again?
• Love is a fire: But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell
• A real man doesn’t love a million girls, he loves one girl in a million ways ♥
• Is missing home…_̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡….sweet home…:(
• If you had a chance to be someone else for a day.. Type in who and why.